The wickedness of face cream

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Southern Comfort
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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by Southern Comfort » Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:46 am

It's that time of year again.

The music list for the Christmas Eve children's Mass that I have been asked to play for includes Angles we have heard on high and of course Away in a manager.

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by Nick Baty » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:32 pm

Isn't the latter a sackable offence?

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by JW » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:49 pm

Just finished looking over a wedding booklet where the Mass setting to be used is the "New Celtic Lethargy". :roll:
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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by nazard » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:38 pm

Has anyone else heard a reference to Stow on the Wold at the end of EP3? It is just right for us in Clifton diocese, of course.

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by Peter » Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:37 pm

nazard wrote:Has anyone else heard a reference to Stow on the Wold at the end of EP3? It is just right for us in Clifton diocese, of course.

No, but that may be because my almost PP invariably says EP2 (the shortest) - and, as it happens, the longest Penitential Act. Does that say something? :?

And while I'm about it:
JW wrote:Just finished looking over a wedding booklet where the Mass setting to be used is the "New Celtic Lethargy". :roll:
Does it include that well-known traditional song of praise, the "Tedium"? Maybe I should get my coat...

Actually, before I do it looks as if JW's wedding planners may have suffered from the Word spell-checker. Years ago, when I was editing a text on electrical safety it was forever trying to get me to change "earthing" to "Earthling". :)

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by High Peak » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:42 pm

I must confess that, many years ago, I produced an overhead slide for assembly with the words for a hymn. What I actually put up was, "You shall cross the barren dessert,"

More telling was that I was the ONLY member of staff that spotted the mistake!!!!

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by Ephrem Feeley » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:26 pm

I must confess that, many years ago, I produced an overhead slide for assembly with the words for a hymn. What I actually put up was, "You shall cross the barren dessert,"

Sweet!

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by JW » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:33 pm

Someone recently read "the idol, Dagon" as "the idle dragon". Not Puff the Magic One then!
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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by Southern Comfort » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:46 pm

This Easter Vigil: "...male and female he cremated them..."

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by VML » Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:20 pm

...Easily done.. :lol:

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by blackthorn fairy » Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:58 pm

But the A and M are a long way apart on my keyboard...

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by John Ainslie » Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:38 pm

Spotted on amazon.co.uk: a learned book by Enrico Mazza - "The Theology of Liturgy in the Parasitic Age". Image

And when would that be? A special indulgence for the best answer.

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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by JW » Mon Apr 04, 2016 8:26 pm

I was showing an 8 Year old the *beep* memorial in Rochester Cathedral, which was funded by *beep*'s executors. " I didn't know *beep* was executed. "

Can't believe the system is bleeping our most famous novelist! Wow!! :lol:
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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by JW » Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:28 pm

We had a "Eurology" at a Requiem Mass today!
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Re: The wickedness of face cream

Post by Hare » Sat Nov 12, 2016 7:10 pm

At the Saturday evening Mass tonight, in the (said) Psalm: "With strumpets and the sound of the horn...." :P

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